Thursday, September 15, 2016

IB Definition #4

a program at select high school for so called nerdy/geeky kids to supposedly prepare them for life
normal kid: dude, you're a dumbass. 
IB kid: no way dude. im in IB. 
normal kid: dude, you're a nerd

IB Definition # 3

International Baccalaureate. 
aka "Intelligent Bastards" 
aka "Inherently Boring" 
etc. 
International program for students who suppose themselves to be smart. Typically an elitist program.


"IB fries your brain"

IB Definition # 2

The International Baccalaureate is not as hard as everyone thinks it is.
Guy 1: AHH OMG I HATE THIS, I HAVE SO MUCH WORK TO DO, THE IB IS ONLY FOR REALLY INTELLIGENT PEOPLE!!

Guy 2: No, it really only involves a lot of memorisation of past year papers and following the rubric. Anyone who can't get above 40 points is a gimp.


IB Definition #1

IB
A.K.A. International Baccalaureate - Programming aimed at the unnaturally bright population in an attempt to overload their brains. However, a true student will respond by adapting and earning their way through.
When present, maintain, but when thinking ib saying...